{"id":465,"date":"2017-03-14T12:56:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T12:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/?p=465"},"modified":"2021-06-03T13:12:06","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T11:12:06","slug":"iskam-da-izjiveya-jivota-si-naobratno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/fr\/iskam-da-izjiveya-jivota-si-naobratno\/","title":{"rendered":"Je veux vivre ma prochaine vie \u00e0 l&#039;envers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sean Morey<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Je veux vivre ma prochaine vie \u00e0 l&#039;envers. En apparaissant, je r\u00e9sous le probl\u00e8me de la mort. Puis je me r\u00e9veille dans une maison de retraite et je commence \u00e0 me sentir mieux chaque jour. Ils me mettent \u00e0 la porte parce que je suis en trop bonne sant\u00e9 pour \u00eatre l\u00e0-bas, je vais chercher ma pension et le premier jour de travail, je re\u00e7ois une montre en or et ils m&#039;organisent une f\u00eate. J&#039;ai travaill\u00e9 pendant 40 ans jusqu&#039;\u00e0 ce que je sois trop jeune pour profiter de ma retraite.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Je fais la f\u00eate, je bois de l&#039;alcool et je vis somptueusement, puis je commence le lyc\u00e9e. Puis vient l&#039;\u00e9cole primaire, je me transforme en gamin et je joue toute la journ\u00e9e. Je n&#039;ai aucune responsabilit\u00e9, je deviens un b\u00e9b\u00e9 et il est temps d&#039;accoucher. J&#039;ai ensuite pass\u00e9 9 mois \u00e0 nager dans des conditions de spa de luxe avec chauffage central et service de chambre illimit\u00e9. Mon appartement s&#039;agrandit de jour en jour et enfin : Voila ! \u2013 Je finis comme un orgasme !\u201d \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je veux vivre ma prochaine vie \u00e0 l&#039;envers. En apparaissant, je r\u00e9sous le probl\u00e8me de la mort. 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