{"id":465,"date":"2017-03-14T12:56:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T12:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/?p=465"},"modified":"2021-06-03T13:12:06","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T11:12:06","slug":"iskam-da-izjiveya-jivota-si-naobratno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/iskam-da-izjiveya-jivota-si-naobratno\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiero vivir mi pr\u00f3xima vida al rev\u00e9s."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sean Morey<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Quiero vivir mi pr\u00f3xima vida al rev\u00e9s. Al aparecer resuelvo el problema de la muerte. Luego me despierto en un hogar de ancianos y empiezo a sentirme mejor cada d\u00eda. Me echan porque estoy demasiado sano para estar ah\u00ed, voy a cobrar mi pensi\u00f3n, y en mi primer d\u00eda de trabajo me dan un reloj de oro y me hacen una fiesta. Trabaj\u00e9 durante 40 a\u00f1os hasta que fui demasiado joven para disfrutar de mi jubilaci\u00f3n.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Salgo de fiesta, bebo alcohol y vivo lujosamente, luego empiezo la escuela secundaria. Luego viene la escuela primaria, me convierto en un ni\u00f1o y juego todo el d\u00eda. No tengo responsabilidades, me convierto en un beb\u00e9 y es hora de dar a luz. Luego pas\u00e9 9 meses nadando en condiciones similares a las de un spa de lujo con calefacci\u00f3n central y servicio de habitaciones ilimitado. Mi apartamento cada d\u00eda es m\u00e1s grande y por fin: \u00a1Voil\u00e1! \u2013 \u00a1Termino como un orgasmo!\u201d \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quiero vivir mi pr\u00f3xima vida al rev\u00e9s. Al aparecer resuelvo el problema de la muerte. Luego me despierto en un hogar de ancianos y empiezo a sentirme mejor cada d\u00eda. Me echan porque estoy demasiado sano para estar ah\u00ed, voy a cobrar mi pensi\u00f3n, y en mi primer d\u00eda de trabajo me dan un reloj de oro y me hacen una fiesta.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":464,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,4,3],"tags":[33,30,13,52,35],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-misli","category-madrost","category-pat-kam-shtastieto","tag-33","tag-30","tag-13","tag-52","tag-35"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flow.bg\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}